"I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons."

Being a kid can really stink. And no one knows this better than Greg Heffley, who finds himself thrust into middle school, where undersized weaklings share the hallways with kids who are taller, meaner and already shaving.

"Just don't expect me te bo all "Dear Diary" this and "Dear Diary" that."